Paris, before lunch

ChickenFrance

ChickenFrance, a hen in a black beret and tricolour scarf, holding a long baguette

He brought one baguette to keep the march on tempo.

Dear Coop, Paris Is Loud

The tower was easy to find; follow the drums and the red smoke. I carried the bakery’s longest baguette because the chant keeps rushing the final beat. Tell Henri the crust survived, although one end now conducts the brass section.

Why The Loaf

Three marches ended early and collided with lunch. ChickenFrance now keeps parade time with one regulation bakery baton.

  1. Bakery Pickup

    Collect the straightest loaf at 08:10.

  2. Scarf Check

    Blue left, white centre, red right.

  3. Tower Bearing

    Keep the tower twelve degrees starboard.

  4. Chant Tempo

    Crust up on four; down on one.

  5. Crumb Return

    Back to the coop before sunset.

Regulation Baguette ✚ Tempo Marshal ✚ Paris Coop ✚ Crust On Four ✚ Tower Starboard ✚ Home Before Sunset ✚

ChickenFrance

The march ends exactly at lunch.